{"version":"https://jsonfeed.org/version/1","title":"Bill Mountjoy - abusive narcissistic freeloading conman","home_page_url":"https://billmountjoy.com","description":"Bill Mountjoy - abusive narcissistic freeloading conman","author":{"name":"Bill Mountjoy - abusive narcissistic freeloading conman"},"items":[{"id":"https://billmountjoy.com/home/f/the-chauffeur-has-a-name","html_content":"<img src=\"https://img1.wsimg.com/isteam/ip/a80c1c37-7647-4015-91cb-bcf93e9b58c6/dvawareness-road.png\"/><p>Taylor Swift's &quot;Patient Zero&quot; has been consuming my thoughts lately.  Living rent free, as they say...</p>","url":"https://billmountjoy.com/home/f/the-chauffeur-has-a-name","title":"The Chauffeur Has a Name","summary":"Taylor Swift's \"Patient Zero\" has been consuming my thoughts lately.  Living rent free, as they say...","date_modified":"2026-10-15T07:35:01Z"},{"id":"https://billmountjoy.com/home/f/standup","html_content":"<img src=\"https://img1.wsimg.com/isteam/ip/a80c1c37-7647-4015-91cb-bcf93e9b58c6/bill-comedian.png\"/><p>Two white neighbors see a moving truck pull up with a black family and jest that their property values just went down a notch.  A group of dads at the weekend ball game quip that their biggest nightmare is their daughter...</p>","url":"https://billmountjoy.com/home/f/standup","title":"Standup","summary":"Two white neighbors see a moving truck pull up with a black family and jest that their property values just went down a notch.  A group of dads at the weekend ball game quip that their biggest nightmare is their daughter...","date_modified":"2026-10-14T13:00:00Z"},{"id":"https://billmountjoy.com/home/f/boombox","html_content":"<img src=\"https://img1.wsimg.com/isteam/ip/a80c1c37-7647-4015-91cb-bcf93e9b58c6/bill-homegym.png\"/><p>Friends tend to give you gifts that are useful. Practical gifts create a connection because they show that somebody has actually been paying attention.</p>","url":"https://billmountjoy.com/home/f/boombox","title":"Boombox","summary":"Friends tend to give you gifts that are useful. Practical gifts create a connection because they show that somebody has actually been paying attention.","date_modified":"2026-10-13T13:00:00Z"},{"id":"https://billmountjoy.com/home/f/late-night-errands","html_content":"<img src=\"https://img1.wsimg.com/isteam/ip/a80c1c37-7647-4015-91cb-bcf93e9b58c6/IMG_1680.jpeg\"/><p>My mom and her grandchild are the real victims here.  Sadly, they are also the two that have been harmed the most by Bill Mountjoy's actions over the last 6 years.</p>","url":"https://billmountjoy.com/home/f/late-night-errands","title":"Late Night Errands","summary":"My mom and her grandchild are the real victims here.  Sadly, they are also the two that have been harmed the most by Bill Mountjoy's actions over the last 6 years.","date_modified":"2026-10-12T13:00:00Z"},{"id":"https://billmountjoy.com/home/f/understudy","html_content":"<img src=\"https://img1.wsimg.com/isteam/ip/a80c1c37-7647-4015-91cb-bcf93e9b58c6/Bill-RedFlagParade.png\"/><p>One of my friends from High School has two kids that are so far into adulthood that I can't even bring myself to share their age range.  Just thinking about it makes me feel as old and as a dinosaur's grandmother.</p>","url":"https://billmountjoy.com/home/f/understudy","title":"Understudy","summary":"One of my friends from High School has two kids that are so far into adulthood that I can't even bring myself to share their age range.  Just thinking about it makes me feel as old and as a dinosaur's grandmother.","date_modified":"2026-10-11T13:00:00Z"},{"id":"https://billmountjoy.com/home/f/you-win-some-you-lose-some","html_content":"<img src=\"https://img1.wsimg.com/isteam/ip/a80c1c37-7647-4015-91cb-bcf93e9b58c6/bill-coward-qtip.png\"/><p>Previously, I've said that the only positive aspect of my eviction was that Bill Mountjoy no longer knew where we lived. Turns out, though, there were two good things to come out of the tragedy.</p>","url":"https://billmountjoy.com/home/f/you-win-some-you-lose-some","title":"You Win Some, You Lose Some","summary":"Previously, I've said that the only positive aspect of my eviction was that Bill Mountjoy no longer knew where we lived. Turns out, though, there were two good things to come out of the tragedy.","date_modified":"2026-10-10T13:00:00Z"},{"id":"https://billmountjoy.com/home/f/disturbing-the-peace","html_content":"<img src=\"https://img1.wsimg.com/isteam/ip/a80c1c37-7647-4015-91cb-bcf93e9b58c6/IMG_1660.jpeg\"/><p>Being my own attorney triggers my c-PTSD - big time.  Particularly lately.  Going through discovery materials is re-traumatizing.  It's supposed to be about uncovering evidence and establishing facts. But for me, it also...</p>","url":"https://billmountjoy.com/home/f/disturbing-the-peace","title":"Disturbing the Peace","summary":"Being my own attorney triggers my c-PTSD - big time.  Particularly lately.  Going through discovery materials is re-traumatizing.  It's supposed to be about uncovering evidence and establishing facts. But for me, it also...","date_modified":"2026-10-09T13:00:00Z"},{"id":"https://billmountjoy.com/home/f/public-hearings","html_content":"<img src=\"https://img1.wsimg.com/isteam/ip/a80c1c37-7647-4015-91cb-bcf93e9b58c6/outdoorlift.png\"/><p>I'm that person who knows the names of their elected leaders and writes to them when I have something to say.  On numerous occasions, I've even shown up for public comment.  A lot of my friends and neighbors have come ou...</p>","url":"https://billmountjoy.com/home/f/public-hearings","title":"Public Hearings","summary":"I'm that person who knows the names of their elected leaders and writes to them when I have something to say.  On numerous occasions, I've even shown up for public comment.  A lot of my friends and neighbors have come ou...","date_modified":"2026-10-08T13:00:00Z"},{"id":"https://billmountjoy.com/home/f/no-habla-espanol","html_content":"<img src=\"https://img1.wsimg.com/isteam/ip/a80c1c37-7647-4015-91cb-bcf93e9b58c6/roza-bullfight.png\"/><p>For almost six years now, I have repeatedly found myself going about my day only to be unexpectedly trampled underneath a stampede of bulls - with no f-ing clue how I got in their pen.  Yet, there I am - - - knocked down...</p>","url":"https://billmountjoy.com/home/f/no-habla-espanol","title":"No Habla Espanol","summary":"For almost six years now, I have repeatedly found myself going about my day only to be unexpectedly trampled underneath a stampede of bulls - with no f-ing clue how I got in their pen.  Yet, there I am - - - knocked down...","date_modified":"2026-10-07T13:00:00Z"},{"id":"https://billmountjoy.com/home/f/grunge-lessons","html_content":"<img src=\"https://img1.wsimg.com/isteam/ip/a80c1c37-7647-4015-91cb-bcf93e9b58c6/IMG_1583-c0789ee.png\"/><p>There's a notable difference between being born with a disability and acquiring one later in life.  For the former, it's all they ever knew.  Among those with spinal cord injuries, like me, the majority have occurred aft...</p>","url":"https://billmountjoy.com/home/f/grunge-lessons","title":"Grunge Lessons","summary":"There's a notable difference between being born with a disability and acquiring one later in life.  For the former, it's all they ever knew.  Among those with spinal cord injuries, like me, the majority have occurred aft...","date_modified":"2026-10-06T13:00:00Z"},{"id":"https://billmountjoy.com/home/f/statements-of-fiction","html_content":"<img src=\"https://img1.wsimg.com/isteam/ip/a80c1c37-7647-4015-91cb-bcf93e9b58c6/fiction.png\"/><p>My mother was hospitalized on November 6, 2020.  As we've seen from e-mail correspondence, within days, I had contacted Fairfax County Victim Services.</p>","url":"https://billmountjoy.com/home/f/statements-of-fiction","title":"Statements of Fiction","summary":"My mother was hospitalized on November 6, 2020.  As we've seen from e-mail correspondence, within days, I had contacted Fairfax County Victim Services.","date_modified":"2026-10-05T13:00:00Z"},{"id":"https://billmountjoy.com/home/f/security-checkpoint","html_content":"<img src=\"https://img1.wsimg.com/isteam/ip/a80c1c37-7647-4015-91cb-bcf93e9b58c6/securitycheckpoint2.png\"/><p>In Fairfax County, Calendar Control matters are heard at 9 AM — over the phone. And all the motions I've been a party to have been heard in the courtroom at 10 AM.</p>","url":"https://billmountjoy.com/home/f/security-checkpoint","title":"Security Checkpoint","summary":"In Fairfax County, Calendar Control matters are heard at 9 AM — over the phone. And all the motions I've been a party to have been heard in the courtroom at 10 AM.","date_modified":"2026-10-04T13:00:00Z"},{"id":"https://billmountjoy.com/home/f/senator-eventually","html_content":"<img src=\"https://img1.wsimg.com/isteam/ip/a80c1c37-7647-4015-91cb-bcf93e9b58c6/bored%3Dsurovell2.png\"/><p>Scott Surovell represented the 44th District in the Virginia House of Delegates from 2010 to 2016. He was elected to the State Senate in 2015 and has served there since 2016. Today, he’s the Senate Majority Leader.</p>","url":"https://billmountjoy.com/home/f/senator-eventually","title":"Senator, Eventually ","summary":"Scott Surovell represented the 44th District in the Virginia House of Delegates from 2010 to 2016. He was elected to the State Senate in 2015 and has served there since 2016. Today, he’s the Senate Majority Leader.","date_modified":"2026-10-03T13:00:00Z"},{"id":"https://billmountjoy.com/home/f/roadside-assistance","html_content":"<img src=\"https://img1.wsimg.com/isteam/ip/a80c1c37-7647-4015-91cb-bcf93e9b58c6/IMG_0630.jpeg\"/><p>The most annoying thing about graduate school was the number of flat tires I endured on my wheelchair.  The computer lab had a carpeted floor and served as a minefield for rogue staples that, even when bent rather than s...</p>","url":"https://billmountjoy.com/home/f/roadside-assistance","title":"Roadside Assistance","summary":"The most annoying thing about graduate school was the number of flat tires I endured on my wheelchair.  The computer lab had a carpeted floor and served as a minefield for rogue staples that, even when bent rather than s...","date_modified":"2026-10-02T13:00:00Z"},{"id":"https://billmountjoy.com/home/f/neothane-nonsense","html_content":"<img src=\"https://img1.wsimg.com/isteam/ip/a80c1c37-7647-4015-91cb-bcf93e9b58c6/IMG_1585.png\"/><p>Every year, my mom has routine bloodwork as part of her annual physical. Most people do. One of the things that consistently amazes me is that they only have to stick her once.</p>","url":"https://billmountjoy.com/home/f/neothane-nonsense","title":"Neothane Nonsense","summary":"Every year, my mom has routine bloodwork as part of her annual physical. Most people do. One of the things that consistently amazes me is that they only have to stick her once.","date_modified":"2026-10-01T13:00:00Z"},{"id":"https://billmountjoy.com/home/f/individual-preference","html_content":"<img src=\"https://img1.wsimg.com/isteam/ip/a80c1c37-7647-4015-91cb-bcf93e9b58c6/disabilitywordcloud.png\"/><p>Recently, I’ve seen a number of high-profile disability influencers criticize parents for referring to their disabled children as “special needs.” Their argument is that this language centers the parent’s adjustment and ...</p>","url":"https://billmountjoy.com/home/f/individual-preference","title":"Individual Preference","summary":"Recently, I’ve seen a number of high-profile disability influencers criticize parents for referring to their disabled children as “special needs.” Their argument is that this language centers the parent’s adjustment and ...","date_modified":"2026-10-01T01:00:00Z"},{"id":"https://billmountjoy.com/home/f/routine-barriers","html_content":"<img src=\"https://img1.wsimg.com/isteam/ip/a80c1c37-7647-4015-91cb-bcf93e9b58c6/doctorsoffice.png\"/><p>My post on the in-office accessibility of Surovell Isaacs &amp; Levy PLC reminded me of something I've been meaning to talk about - - and would be a good way to close out Spinal Cord Injury Awareness month.</p>","url":"https://billmountjoy.com/home/f/routine-barriers","title":"Routine Barriers","summary":"My post on the in-office accessibility of Surovell Isaacs & Levy PLC reminded me of something I've been meaning to talk about - - and would be a good way to close out Spinal Cord Injury Awareness month.","date_modified":"2026-09-30T13:00:00Z"},{"id":"https://billmountjoy.com/home/f/crystal-ball","html_content":"<img src=\"https://img1.wsimg.com/isteam/ip/a80c1c37-7647-4015-91cb-bcf93e9b58c6/orientalrug.png\"/><p>I was deposed today at the offices of Surovell Isaacs &amp; Levy PLC.  In the interest of making sure everyone knew where I was headed (in case I never returned), I had told the world that I was going to be there so, natural...</p>","url":"https://billmountjoy.com/home/f/crystal-ball","title":"Crystal Ball","summary":"I was deposed today at the offices of Surovell Isaacs & Levy PLC.  In the interest of making sure everyone knew where I was headed (in case I never returned), I had told the world that I was going to be there so, natural...","date_modified":"2026-09-30T01:00:00Z"},{"id":"https://billmountjoy.com/home/f/circular-dependency","html_content":"<img src=\"https://img1.wsimg.com/isteam/ip/a80c1c37-7647-4015-91cb-bcf93e9b58c6/rozsa-blindfoldedpinataswing.png\"/><p>It looks like Bill Mountjoy must have lent his footwear to his attorney, Yes-Man Nathan Rozsa - specifically, his flip-flops.  Meanwhile, I'm getting whiplash.</p>","url":"https://billmountjoy.com/home/f/circular-dependency","title":"Circular Dependency","summary":"It looks like Bill Mountjoy must have lent his footwear to his attorney, Yes-Man Nathan Rozsa - specifically, his flip-flops.  Meanwhile, I'm getting whiplash.","date_modified":"2026-09-29T13:00:00Z"},{"id":"https://billmountjoy.com/home/f/stubbornly-persistent","html_content":"<img src=\"https://img1.wsimg.com/isteam/ip/a80c1c37-7647-4015-91cb-bcf93e9b58c6/herpes-lips.png\"/><p>HIV PrEP (pre-exposure prophylaxis) is a prescription medicine taken by those without HIV, before a potential exposure, to prevent getting the virus.  It's not the only option out there, either.  Apretude is a long-actin...</p>","url":"https://billmountjoy.com/home/f/stubbornly-persistent","title":"Stubbornly Persistent","summary":"HIV PrEP (pre-exposure prophylaxis) is a prescription medicine taken by those without HIV, before a potential exposure, to prevent getting the virus.  It's not the only option out there, either.  Apretude is a long-actin...","date_modified":"2026-09-29T01:00:00Z"},{"id":"https://billmountjoy.com/home/f/see-here-sport","html_content":"<img src=\"https://img1.wsimg.com/isteam/ip/a80c1c37-7647-4015-91cb-bcf93e9b58c6/IMG_1413.jpeg\"/><p>When I was a kid, I used to think my cousin, Rodney, was the coolest guy ever.  He was, maybe, 8 or 10 years older than me... a bit more than my cousin Heather.</p>","url":"https://billmountjoy.com/home/f/see-here-sport","title":"See Here, Sport","summary":"When I was a kid, I used to think my cousin, Rodney, was the coolest guy ever.  He was, maybe, 8 or 10 years older than me... a bit more than my cousin Heather.","date_modified":"2026-09-28T13:00:00Z"},{"id":"https://billmountjoy.com/home/f/baby-its-cold-outside-1","html_content":"<img src=\"https://img1.wsimg.com/isteam/ip/a80c1c37-7647-4015-91cb-bcf93e9b58c6/snow2.jpg\"/><p>I've really been struggling with the temperature drops lately - particularly at night.  In some ways, I prefer fall weather to spring and summer.  When it's hot, you're just stuck overheating - there's only so much cloth...</p>","url":"https://billmountjoy.com/home/f/baby-its-cold-outside-1","title":"Baby It's Cold Outside","summary":"I've really been struggling with the temperature drops lately - particularly at night.  In some ways, I prefer fall weather to spring and summer.  When it's hot, you're just stuck overheating - there's only so much cloth...","date_modified":"2026-09-28T01:00:00Z"},{"id":"https://billmountjoy.com/home/f/doomsday","html_content":"<img src=\"https://img1.wsimg.com/isteam/ip/a80c1c37-7647-4015-91cb-bcf93e9b58c6/rozsa-trainwreck.png\"/><p>When filing a lawsuit, one can include claims that they don't entirely have evidence for - at the moment.  They are allowed to state things that they intend to prove.</p>","url":"https://billmountjoy.com/home/f/doomsday","title":"Doomsday","summary":"When filing a lawsuit, one can include claims that they don't entirely have evidence for - at the moment.  They are allowed to state things that they intend to prove.","date_modified":"2026-09-27T13:00:00Z"},{"id":"https://billmountjoy.com/home/f/stephen-hawking","html_content":"<img src=\"https://img1.wsimg.com/isteam/ip/a80c1c37-7647-4015-91cb-bcf93e9b58c6/Screenshot_20260923-230105-212.png\"/><p>A single (unmarried) older woman choosing her only child to be her Power of Attorney is quite common.</p>","url":"https://billmountjoy.com/home/f/stephen-hawking","title":"Stephen Hawking","summary":"A single (unmarried) older woman choosing her only child to be her Power of Attorney is quite common.","date_modified":"2026-09-26T13:00:00Z"},{"id":"https://billmountjoy.com/home/f/office-meltdown","html_content":"<img src=\"https://img1.wsimg.com/isteam/ip/a80c1c37-7647-4015-91cb-bcf93e9b58c6/rozsameltdown.png\"/><p>My mother was supposed to be in a Fairfax County courtroom on November 18, 2024.  She couldn't attend, though, because she fractured her hip and ended up at the Cherrydale Rehabilitation Hospital in Arlington.  This isn'...</p>","url":"https://billmountjoy.com/home/f/office-meltdown","title":"Office Meltdown","summary":"My mother was supposed to be in a Fairfax County courtroom on November 18, 2024.  She couldn't attend, though, because she fractured her hip and ended up at the Cherrydale Rehabilitation Hospital in Arlington.  This isn'...","date_modified":"2026-09-25T13:00:00Z"},{"id":"https://billmountjoy.com/home/f/sugar-pie-honey-bunch-the-clean-up","html_content":"<img src=\"https://img1.wsimg.com/isteam/ip/a80c1c37-7647-4015-91cb-bcf93e9b58c6/RozsaBakeryClean-Up.png\"/><p>Previously, I posted the first half of my questioning of Bill Mountjoy regarding his decision to sue my mother (and me) for $25 million dollars, in part, because we didn't blow him kisses and call him a cupcake. When cou...</p>","url":"https://billmountjoy.com/home/f/sugar-pie-honey-bunch-the-clean-up","title":"Sugar Pie, Honey Bunch: The Clean-Up","summary":"Previously, I posted the first half of my questioning of Bill Mountjoy regarding his decision to sue my mother (and me) for $25 million dollars, in part, because we didn't blow him kisses and call him a cupcake. When cou...","date_modified":"2026-09-24T13:00:00Z"},{"id":"https://billmountjoy.com/home/f/tmi","html_content":"<img src=\"https://img1.wsimg.com/isteam/ip/a80c1c37-7647-4015-91cb-bcf93e9b58c6/crampedhospitalroom.png\"/><p>As a wheelchair user, being a visitor in the hospital is a PITA. I am constantly being mistaken as a patient and/or in the way because these rooms were designed to be as small as possible.</p>","url":"https://billmountjoy.com/home/f/tmi","title":"TMI","summary":"As a wheelchair user, being a visitor in the hospital is a PITA. I am constantly being mistaken as a patient and/or in the way because these rooms were designed to be as small as possible.","date_modified":"2026-09-23T13:00:00Z"},{"id":"https://billmountjoy.com/home/f/thats-your-take-on-it-i-guess","html_content":"<img src=\"https://img1.wsimg.com/isteam/ip/a80c1c37-7647-4015-91cb-bcf93e9b58c6/potkettle.png\"/><p>In 2003, I sustained a spinal cord injury as a passenger in a motor vehicle collision.  I also had fractures in my ribs and lower extremities.  On one leg, the break was compound - my bone was sticking out of my flesh</p>","url":"https://billmountjoy.com/home/f/thats-your-take-on-it-i-guess","title":"That's Your Take On It, I Guess","summary":"In 2003, I sustained a spinal cord injury as a passenger in a motor vehicle collision.  I also had fractures in my ribs and lower extremities.  On one leg, the break was compound - my bone was sticking out of my flesh","date_modified":"2026-09-22T13:00:00Z"},{"id":"https://billmountjoy.com/home/f/fried-eggs","html_content":"<img src=\"https://img1.wsimg.com/isteam/ip/a80c1c37-7647-4015-91cb-bcf93e9b58c6/zellmanfriedeggs.png\"/><p>In 1991, German historian Heribert Illig insisted that roughly 300 years of the early Middle Ages (614–911 AD) never happened. Instead, he theorized, the Holy Roman Emperor Otto III and Pope Sylvester II conspired to fal...</p>","url":"https://billmountjoy.com/home/f/fried-eggs","title":"Fried Eggs","summary":"In 1991, German historian Heribert Illig insisted that roughly 300 years of the early Middle Ages (614–911 AD) never happened. Instead, he theorized, the Holy Roman Emperor Otto III and Pope Sylvester II conspired to fal...","date_modified":"2026-09-21T13:00:00Z"},{"id":"https://billmountjoy.com/home/f/skipping-leg-day","html_content":"<img src=\"https://img1.wsimg.com/isteam/ip/a80c1c37-7647-4015-91cb-bcf93e9b58c6/IMG_0970%20copy.jpeg\"/><p>If I had to guess, I'd say I was about 7 years old when I could finally give my mother a full wrap-around embrace.  You know, that real bear hug where a child's arm span is finally such that it exceeds an adult's waist. ...</p>","url":"https://billmountjoy.com/home/f/skipping-leg-day","title":"Skipping Leg Day","summary":"If I had to guess, I'd say I was about 7 years old when I could finally give my mother a full wrap-around embrace.  You know, that real bear hug where a child's arm span is finally such that it exceeds an adult's waist. ...","date_modified":"2026-09-20T13:00:00Z"},{"id":"https://billmountjoy.com/home/f/and-now-i-have-co-counsel","html_content":"<img src=\"https://img1.wsimg.com/isteam/ip/a80c1c37-7647-4015-91cb-bcf93e9b58c6/cookies.jpg\"/><p>Recently, the online summary of actions at the courthouse listed a filing that must have been a mistake.  It said that Bill Mountjoy's attorney, &quot;Yes Man&quot; Nathan Rozsa, had entered an appearance for my mother.</p>","url":"https://billmountjoy.com/home/f/and-now-i-have-co-counsel","title":"Co-Counsel","summary":"Recently, the online summary of actions at the courthouse listed a filing that must have been a mistake.  It said that Bill Mountjoy's attorney, \"Yes Man\" Nathan Rozsa, had entered an appearance for my mother.","date_modified":"2026-09-19T13:00:00Z"},{"id":"https://billmountjoy.com/home/f/unconditional-love","html_content":"<img src=\"https://img1.wsimg.com/isteam/ip/a80c1c37-7647-4015-91cb-bcf93e9b58c6/IMG_1341.png\"/><p>I remember my grandmother (Bill's Mom, Dolores Mountjoy) had an interest in a specific nursing home because she had other friends there. Moving into assisted living (along with your spouse) to be among friends already in...</p>","url":"https://billmountjoy.com/home/f/unconditional-love","title":"Unconditional Love","summary":"I remember my grandmother (Bill's Mom, Dolores Mountjoy) had an interest in a specific nursing home because she had other friends there. Moving into assisted living (along with your spouse) to be among friends already in...","date_modified":"2026-09-18T13:00:00Z"},{"id":"https://billmountjoy.com/home/f/schadenfreude","html_content":"<img src=\"https://img1.wsimg.com/isteam/ip/a80c1c37-7647-4015-91cb-bcf93e9b58c6/tornado.png\"/><p>Bill Mountjoy routinely kept the television blaring.  I've read that constant use of the tube is a common among narcissists.  It enables them to avoid their own inner insecurities, boredom, and lack of a true identity.  ...</p>","url":"https://billmountjoy.com/home/f/schadenfreude","title":"Schadenfreude","summary":"Bill Mountjoy routinely kept the television blaring.  I've read that constant use of the tube is a common among narcissists.  It enables them to avoid their own inner insecurities, boredom, and lack of a true identity.  ...","date_modified":"2026-09-17T20:39:58Z"},{"id":"https://billmountjoy.com/home/f/112262","html_content":"<img src=\"https://img1.wsimg.com/isteam/ip/a80c1c37-7647-4015-91cb-bcf93e9b58c6/buildingblocks.png\"/><p>I acquired my &quot;bookworm&quot; DNA from my mom's side.  Yep, under all that long blonde hair she was quite the nerd... a trekkie and everything.</p>","url":"https://billmountjoy.com/home/f/112262","title":"11/22/62","summary":"I acquired my \"bookworm\" DNA from my mom's side.  Yep, under all that long blonde hair she was quite the nerd... a trekkie and everything.","date_modified":"2026-09-16T13:00:00Z"},{"id":"https://billmountjoy.com/home/f/last-call","html_content":"<img src=\"https://img1.wsimg.com/isteam/ip/a80c1c37-7647-4015-91cb-bcf93e9b58c6/IMG_1192.jpeg\"/><p>Often I hear people talk about setting a reading goal or aspiring to hit a certain target in a year.  I have the opposite problem; I need to impose a limit and cut myself off.  There's just so much out there that capture...</p>","url":"https://billmountjoy.com/home/f/last-call","title":"Last Call","summary":"Often I hear people talk about setting a reading goal or aspiring to hit a certain target in a year.  I have the opposite problem; I need to impose a limit and cut myself off.  There's just so much out there that capture...","date_modified":"2026-09-15T13:00:00Z"},{"id":"https://billmountjoy.com/home/f/management-by-crisis","html_content":"<img src=\"https://img1.wsimg.com/isteam/ip/a80c1c37-7647-4015-91cb-bcf93e9b58c6/IMG_1008.jpeg\"/><p>About 15 years ago, the guy who eventually became my kid's dad and I were cruising along I-95 North (just past Richmond, VA) in my Monte Carlo when she broke-down.  He had AAA - there was just one problem.  Being a full-...</p>","url":"https://billmountjoy.com/home/f/management-by-crisis","title":"Management-By-Crisis","summary":"About 15 years ago, the guy who eventually became my kid's dad and I were cruising along I-95 North (just past Richmond, VA) in my Monte Carlo when she broke-down.  He had AAA - there was just one problem.  Being a full-...","date_modified":"2026-09-14T13:00:00Z"},{"id":"https://billmountjoy.com/home/f/brick-wall","html_content":"<img src=\"https://img1.wsimg.com/isteam/ip/a80c1c37-7647-4015-91cb-bcf93e9b58c6/brickwall-mountjoy.png\"/><p>We're coming up on the 2-year anniversary of my mother's brief and traumatic stay at Cherrydale Rehabilitation Hospital in Arlington.</p>","url":"https://billmountjoy.com/home/f/brick-wall","title":"Brick Wall","summary":"We're coming up on the 2-year anniversary of my mother's brief and traumatic stay at Cherrydale Rehabilitation Hospital in Arlington.","date_modified":"2026-09-08T13:00:00Z"},{"id":"https://billmountjoy.com/home/f/scarydale","html_content":"<img src=\"https://img1.wsimg.com/isteam/ip/a80c1c37-7647-4015-91cb-bcf93e9b58c6/PpOw9-wQ.jpg/:/cr=t:0%25,l:0%25,w:100%25,h:100%25\"/><p>In November of 2024, I bought my mother, DeNese, a milkshake and, when she finished it, she tossed the empty cup in the garbage.  The only problem was that the trash had recently been taken out and there was no bag in th...</p>","url":"https://billmountjoy.com/home/f/scarydale","title":"Scarydale ","summary":"In November of 2024, I bought my mother, DeNese, a milkshake and, when she finished it, she tossed the empty cup in the garbage.  The only problem was that the trash had recently been taken out and there was no bag in th...","date_modified":"2026-09-07T13:00:00Z"},{"id":"https://billmountjoy.com/home/f/teenage-rebellion","html_content":"<img src=\"https://img1.wsimg.com/isteam/ip/a80c1c37-7647-4015-91cb-bcf93e9b58c6/Screenshot%202026-09-05%20at%208.16.55%E2%80%AFPM.png\"/><p>When I was still in High School, I went to a residential summer program at Penn State.  For most people, staying in a college dorm away from home for the first time equates to the freedom to check out fraternity houses a...</p>","url":"https://billmountjoy.com/home/f/teenage-rebellion","title":"Teenage Rebellion","summary":"When I was still in High School, I went to a residential summer program at Penn State.  For most people, staying in a college dorm away from home for the first time equates to the freedom to check out fraternity houses a...","date_modified":"2026-09-06T13:00:00Z"},{"id":"https://billmountjoy.com/home/f/she-lley-nanigans","html_content":"<img src=\"https://img1.wsimg.com/isteam/ip/a80c1c37-7647-4015-91cb-bcf93e9b58c6/bathroombill.png\"/><p>When I was a kid living at 402 Roland St SW in Vienna, Bill Mountjoy went through a phase where he was brushing his teeth with pure baking soda - literally.  He took a small white bowl of my mother's, filled it with the ...</p>","url":"https://billmountjoy.com/home/f/she-lley-nanigans","title":" She-lley-nanigans","summary":"When I was a kid living at 402 Roland St SW in Vienna, Bill Mountjoy went through a phase where he was brushing his teeth with pure baking soda - literally.  He took a small white bowl of my mother's, filled it with the ...","date_modified":"2026-09-05T13:00:00Z"},{"id":"https://billmountjoy.com/home/f/add-to-cart","html_content":"<img src=\"https://img1.wsimg.com/isteam/ip/a80c1c37-7647-4015-91cb-bcf93e9b58c6/surovellshoppingcart.png\"/><p>If your attorney is Senator Scott &quot;Sell-out&quot; Surovell, one has to wonder exactly what side he happens to be on given he shows little to no consistency between his lip service as a public servant and court cases on his wa...</p>","url":"https://billmountjoy.com/home/f/add-to-cart","title":"Add to Cart","summary":"If your attorney is Senator Scott \"Sell-out\" Surovell, one has to wonder exactly what side he happens to be on given he shows little to no consistency between his lip service as a public servant and court cases on his wa...","date_modified":"2026-09-04T13:00:00Z"},{"id":"https://billmountjoy.com/home/f/objectification","html_content":"<img src=\"https://img1.wsimg.com/isteam/ip/a80c1c37-7647-4015-91cb-bcf93e9b58c6/images-3-a8bb4a1.jpeg\"/><p>I went to the same High School as the Chair of the Fairfax County Board of Supervisors, Jeff McKay.  I'd heard rumors that he was a real sleaze but had no first-hand evidence of him being misogynistic trash.  Then, three...</p>","url":"https://billmountjoy.com/home/f/objectification","title":"Objectification","summary":"I went to the same High School as the Chair of the Fairfax County Board of Supervisors, Jeff McKay.  I'd heard rumors that he was a real sleaze but had no first-hand evidence of him being misogynistic trash.  Then, three...","date_modified":"2026-09-03T13:00:00Z"},{"id":"https://billmountjoy.com/home/f/coming-soon-pettifogger-esq","html_content":"<img src=\"https://img1.wsimg.com/isteam/ip/a80c1c37-7647-4015-91cb-bcf93e9b58c6/PettifoggerESQ.png\"/><p>In my experience, Surovell Isaacs &amp; Levy PLC is scheisty.  I don't just have one example, I have dozens.  Although, some are more atrocious than others.  In short, I feel they take advantage of pro se defendants.  I say ...</p>","url":"https://billmountjoy.com/home/f/coming-soon-pettifogger-esq","title":"Coming Soon","summary":"In my experience, Surovell Isaacs & Levy PLC is scheisty.  I don't just have one example, I have dozens.  Although, some are more atrocious than others.  In short, I feel they take advantage of pro se defendants.  I say ...","date_modified":"2026-09-02T13:00:00Z"},{"id":"https://billmountjoy.com/home/f/waterfront-on-wheels","html_content":"<img src=\"https://img1.wsimg.com/isteam/ip/a80c1c37-7647-4015-91cb-bcf93e9b58c6/IMG_1097.jpeg\"/><p>My mom loves the water; it's not just her personal preference either.  Scientists have actually demonstrated that being near the shore induces a peaceful state of mind.</p>","url":"https://billmountjoy.com/home/f/waterfront-on-wheels","title":"Waterfront on Wheels","summary":"My mom loves the water; it's not just her personal preference either.  Scientists have actually demonstrated that being near the shore induces a peaceful state of mind.","date_modified":"2026-09-01T13:00:00Z"},{"id":"https://billmountjoy.com/home/f/youve-got-gall","html_content":"<img src=\"https://img1.wsimg.com/isteam/ip/a80c1c37-7647-4015-91cb-bcf93e9b58c6/angrygallbladder.png\"/><p>When my grandfather had his gallbladder removed, Bill's sister-in-law (Jenny) was busy trying to convince everyone it was NBD.   Bill Mountjoy was consumed with conspiracy theories - - dead set on the idea someone was tr...</p>","url":"https://billmountjoy.com/home/f/youve-got-gall","title":"You've Got Gall (3 of 3)","summary":"When my grandfather had his gallbladder removed, Bill's sister-in-law (Jenny) was busy trying to convince everyone it was NBD.   Bill Mountjoy was consumed with conspiracy theories - - dead set on the idea someone was tr...","date_modified":"2026-08-31T13:00:00Z"},{"id":"https://billmountjoy.com/home/f/good-for-nothin-stoner","html_content":"<img src=\"https://img1.wsimg.com/isteam/ip/a80c1c37-7647-4015-91cb-bcf93e9b58c6/doctornickmountjoy.png\"/><p>Bill Mountjoy is suing my me (and my mother) for $25 million dollars - screaming persecution from alleged defamation - when, in reality, he's the one that has no problem defaming people.  Let's take another look at that ...</p>","url":"https://billmountjoy.com/home/f/good-for-nothin-stoner","title":"Good For Nothin' Stoner (2 of 3)","summary":"Bill Mountjoy is suing my me (and my mother) for $25 million dollars - screaming persecution from alleged defamation - when, in reality, he's the one that has no problem defaming people.  Let's take another look at that ...","date_modified":"2026-08-30T13:00:00Z"},{"id":"https://billmountjoy.com/home/f/feeling-gall-better","html_content":"<img src=\"https://img1.wsimg.com/isteam/ip/a80c1c37-7647-4015-91cb-bcf93e9b58c6/galblatter2.png\"/><p>Paranoia is common among narcissists.  They often attribute their own manipulative behavior to other people.  When you think everyone around you always wants to rip you off, despite having no proof, you come off looking ...</p>","url":"https://billmountjoy.com/home/f/feeling-gall-better","title":"Feeling Gall Better (1 of 3)","summary":"Paranoia is common among narcissists.  They often attribute their own manipulative behavior to other people.  When you think everyone around you always wants to rip you off, despite having no proof, you come off looking ...","date_modified":"2026-08-29T13:00:00Z"},{"id":"https://billmountjoy.com/home/f/the-best-thing-that-never-happened-to-me","html_content":"<img src=\"https://img1.wsimg.com/isteam/ip/a80c1c37-7647-4015-91cb-bcf93e9b58c6/IMG_7718.JPG\"/><p>Rarely do I ever find myself at a loss for words.  I'm an extrovert and a pretty prolific writer.  I love to connect with people - which involves talking to them.  And, I often find that I'm overflowing with thoughts - t...</p>","url":"https://billmountjoy.com/home/f/the-best-thing-that-never-happened-to-me","title":"The Best Thing That Never Happened to Me","summary":"Rarely do I ever find myself at a loss for words.  I'm an extrovert and a pretty prolific writer.  I love to connect with people - which involves talking to them.  And, I often find that I'm overflowing with thoughts - t...","date_modified":"2026-08-28T13:00:00Z"},{"id":"https://billmountjoy.com/home/f/jesus-take-the-wheel","html_content":"<img src=\"https://img1.wsimg.com/isteam/ip/a80c1c37-7647-4015-91cb-bcf93e9b58c6/IMG_7902.jpeg\"/><p>I have a hard time dealing with death.  Most people do.  That being said, coping with the loss of a human life is exceptionally difficult for those with Complex Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder (C-PTSD), like me.  My inten...</p>","url":"https://billmountjoy.com/home/f/jesus-take-the-wheel","title":"Jesus, Take The Wheel","summary":"I have a hard time dealing with death.  Most people do.  That being said, coping with the loss of a human life is exceptionally difficult for those with Complex Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder (C-PTSD), like me.  My inten...","date_modified":"2026-08-27T13:00:00Z"},{"id":"https://billmountjoy.com/home/f/rhinestones","html_content":"<img src=\"https://img1.wsimg.com/isteam/ip/a80c1c37-7647-4015-91cb-bcf93e9b58c6/4B384608-0C44-4F84-9548-735AA919DF30.jpeg\"/><p>May 14, 2024.  My mom and my daughter arrived at Krispy Kreme singing &quot;9-to-5&quot; in exchange for a free doughnut.  She was always up for helping her grandmother snag a sugar-coated treat, and spending the morning practicin...</p>","url":"https://billmountjoy.com/home/f/rhinestones","title":"Rhinestones","summary":"May 14, 2024.  My mom and my daughter arrived at Krispy Kreme singing \"9-to-5\" in exchange for a free doughnut.  She was always up for helping her grandmother snag a sugar-coated treat, and spending the morning practicin...","date_modified":"2026-08-26T13:00:00Z"}]}